That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces
I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.
I just
I
my heart
ow
Very sneaky costume department
Very
Sneaky.
(Source: ivegotmagic, via gabriels-ass)
the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.
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H O G W A R T S W I L L A L W A Y S B E T H E R E T O
W E L C O M E Y O U H O M E
(Source: queensofthorns, via sherbot)
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.
(via watsonly)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(via sherbot)
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural
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This is my first giveaway, and since I reached 600 followers I decided to show how much I appreciate them! Below are the rules and items!
Rules:
- You don’t have to be following me in order to win, but it would be nice if you were.
- Likes and reblogs count and you are able to reblog as many times as you want.
- The deadline to enter is May 24, 2013 at 5 p.m EST
- There will be only ONE winner and will be picked at random
- Will ship anywhere in the world
- Your ask box must be open at all times in case you are the winner, if the winner does not repsond after 24 hours after being notified I will pick another winner.
- If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!
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Here are the list of items:
- The first is a Supernatural T-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.
- The second is Doctor Who poster.
- The third is a another Supernatural t-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.
- And lastly, a Doctor Who t-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.
Good Luck!
(If you want to enter my sister’s giveaway as well, click here!)
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Introducing, pocket penguin! Everyone should have a pocket penguin. ^u^
(via audkingston)
PIGEONS. DEFINITELY PIGEONS. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WALK INTO YOUR KITCHEN TO MAKE BREAKFAST AND THEY’RE SITTING ON THE FRIDGE.
The thing is…
even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.
even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.
You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.
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I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
hire
the word you are looking for
is hire
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